Why slash budgets when you can chainsaw 'em?
Behold: Elon Musk, patron saint of layoffs, wielding a DOGE-branded chainsaw like a libertarian lumberjack let loose in a swamp full of diversity consultants and six-figure DEI managers. This isn’t just fiscal responsibility—it’s fiscal revenge.
Perfect for:
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Firing middle management with a smirk
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Chainsawing your way through red tape and soy policy decks
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Casual Fridays at the rocket factory
Printed on a heavy-duty tee that’s thicker than the Pentagon’s accounting errors and more durable than a government employee’s pension plan. Garment-dyed for that “been through hell and came out memeified” look.
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100% ring-spun cotton
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Relaxed fit so you can swing that metaphorical saw
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Printed in the USA, because exporting the job would be inefficient
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Smells faintly of burnt fiat and broken lobbyist dreams (not really, but spiritually)
Join DOGE. Fire faster. Spend smarter. Cut deeper
• Printed in the USA
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
